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Revised Cliches07/01/8922193
Fifty Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty12/01/9821622
Technology03/01/9421533
Hate Mail & My Response03/01/0441583
50 Signs Your Contractor Is A Moron09/01/0531745
50 Signs You're Addicted 2 MySpace10/26/0512402
Do I Look Fat In This Dress...11/18/0521470
25 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Sex11/11/0511606
30 Signs You're In A Seedy Motel12/05/0521370
21 Ways To Piss Off A Telemarketer12/07/0531528
Advice To Nigerian Scammers12/21/0511353
18 Things Bill Collectors Could Print On Final Notices01/03/0611344
30 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A City Bus01/11/0611285
Really Dumb Cliches03/05/0611507
16 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Spermbank03/18/0611440
I'm Cinderella - Bitch08/05/0611441
The Best Answers To, "Who's Your Daddy"09/04/0611323
Advice Column: Part I09/05/0611245
Nine Reasons I Still Have My Job02/07/0711108
Rapunzel [And The Chemo Incident]03/03/0711582
Bad Things To Hear After A Personality Test03/31/0721506
50 More Signs Your Contractor Is A Moron06/07/0711425
Bad Things To Say While Standing In A Bank Teller Line06/08/0721251
Smart Ass Responses To, “I Think We Should See Other People.”06/09/0711345
What To Say To A Woman Who Only Dates "Bad Boys"06/24/0711098
101 Bad Things To Put On Your Resume Under The Hobbies Section06/27/0711160
Female Fetishes That Have Kept Me Single08/03/071785
Bad Things To Say During An Avalanche12/30/071444
Inappropriate Things To Yell At A Magic Show01/03/081591
How To Get Kicked Out Of Any Community College Class02/18/081354
Muppet Come On Lines02/26/081382
Things I’m Going To Say To Freak Out My Therapist02/28/081409
Hanson's Disease04/18/081208
Bad Things To Hear While Dating A Horror Fan04/19/081267
Lesser Known Star Trek Quotes06/10/081172
Mean Things To Say About Someone's Baby Pictures *07/13/08181
Happy Thanksgiving: And Here’s What Pisses Me Off11/24/0531374
You Don't Want On Your Credit Report10/27/0521504
Shcizophrenic Shrink03/01/06111742
The Fairy Tale01/01/0441668
A Man Sees His Life Flash Before His Eye10/01/0411616
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar08/01/0361636
Foot Prints - Revised02/13/0611421
Thank You Long Beach Animal Control03/17/0611404
Analyzing The Top Ten Blogs04/30/0611355
The Unauthorized Autobiography Of The Second Little Pig06/03/0711490
Noah's Counterpoint06/13/0751628
Things To Say When Standing In Line For A Roller Coaster11/16/071528
A Scientist, A Wrestler And A Comedian07/01/0461609
A Blonde Is Pulled Over10/01/0351786
A Man Goes To The Doctor For Chest Pain08/29/0641503
How To Get Kicked Out Of An Arcade10/03/0641242
An Urban One Night Stand11/10/0631338
A Man Goes To A Fortune Teller12/01/0341607
A Man Is Vacationing In Paris10/01/0341566
Why Am I Qualified For This Job?02/01/0421466
A Man Is Talking To A Friend09/01/0341536
A Clever Man Asks About The Afterlife03/08/0621398
12 Classic Christmas Song Titles – Revisited12/23/0521412
A Doctor, A Lawyer & A Cowboy07/01/0371629
Eight Signs That Your Bipolar08/09/0631396
AOL Tech Support Can I Help You08/01/0331568
Would You Switch To AT&T?05/01/0421402
A Lawyer Talks To His Client09/01/0321537
In 1867 In San Francisco05/01/0421577
A Man Asks His Boss For A Raise08/01/0321463
Commercials09/01/9021542
25 Ways To Fight A Traffic Ticket09/01/0311525
Seventeen MySpace Pet Peeves01/15/0621361
When Some People Die They Want A Beautiful Ceremony03/24/0621417
Nine Bad Things To Hear From Your Chiropractor07/12/0611326
A Blond Environmentalist Chains Herself To A Tree09/14/0621274
Fun Things To Say On The Ski Lift: Part 2 ^ 02/11/0711219
A Man Tries to Ask a Woman Out02/01/0431618
I'm Going To Sue You02/01/0421517
Bright Side Of Bad Luck02/01/9121411
I Was Tagged By John Who Was Tagged By April Who Was Tagged By Someone I Couldn't Identify07/22/0621733
Fun Things To Say To A Used Car Salesman08/22/0621225
A Blond Has Some Car Trouble08/24/0621231
Reasons To Be Thankful11/01/0312026
My Tenants Complained Today02/12/0611716
Dumb Questions03/11/0611406
A Priest Is Delivering A Eulogy For Reported Mobster02/08/0711142
Eight Ways Of Saying "It's Over"01/03/081956
How To Get Kicked Out Of Lego Land01/16/081690
Bad Things To Put On A Job Resume02/02/081394
Wanting Acceptance, A Teen Joins A Gang02/01/0401535
A Man Is Golfing With His Wife09/01/0301482
A Bank Lender Goes To Heaven11/01/0301434
A Man Is Trick or Treating10/01/0301464
A Man Is At A Job Interview12/01/0301543
If There's Nothing To Do08/01/8901532
Fivolous Lawsuits11/01/9501567
The Politcally Correct Translator12/01/9301443
Revised Affirmations09/01/9401450
We Need Some New Sports05/01/9301502
Bad Coming From The Attorney09/01/0301477
A Man Is In A Car Wreck09/01/0501496
2013: A Christmas Disaster09/01/8811397
Arizona Skydiving01/01/9401458
Dumb Laws02/01/9301518
Best Of Current Events01/01/9401596
Worst Ways To Win The Jury Over10/01/0501404
15 Synonyms For Jackass10/25/0501398
Have You Ever Noticed10/24/0501413
9 Things You Don't Want 2 Hear At The Pearly Gates10/21/0501442
17 Signs Your Car Is About To Die10/23/0501384
16 More Signs You're In A Bad Neighborhood11/16/0501408
21 Signs You're Cheap11/17/0501409
21 Worst Things To Say To Your New Cell Mate11/27/0501435
21 Signs That You’re Not Spontaneous Enough11/15/0501381
16 Signs You Will Never Be A Sports Super Star11/10/0501347
15 Updated Quotes11/08/0501435
9 Signs You're Technologically Impaired11/11/0501355
13 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Doctor11/07/0501401
17 Bad Pick Up Lines11/06/0501399
21 Signs You're A Nerd11/04/0501383
15 Signs You're Drinking Too Much11/03/0501375
21 Ironic Things You Might Hear From Paris Hilton11/28/0501352
21 Things You Don't Want T0 Hear From Your Banker11/30/0501318
The Se7en Signs Of The Apocalypse11/29/0501415
18 Creative Answers To “I Love You”12/01/0501382
35 Clues Your Girlfriend Doesn't Love You Anymore12/03/0501406
Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland12/04/0501322
17 Signs You Have Writer's Block12/04/0501351
Breaking The Chain Letter12/06/0501419
12 World Records I'd Love To See12/10/0501403
Things You Don't Want To Hear While Lost On A Nature Hike12/10/0501351
How To Get Kicked Out Of A College Class12/11/0501399
Stereo Types: Off The Cuff And Off The Mark12/12/0501437
15 Ways To Have Fun While Working As A Mall Santa12/13/0501449
21 Ways To Pass Time At Work When Your Boss Isn't Looking12/14/0501344
Inappropriate Scenes For A Charlie Brown Holiday Special12/15/0501397
User Suggested Topics 112/16/0501346
The 17 Worst Things To Hear From Your Landlord12/18/0501369
12 Ways To Answer A Wrong Number12/19/0501294
15 Mensa Pick-Up Lines12/20/0501259
12 Things To Do In A Public Restroom12/23/0501359
Dear Santa12/22/0501530
God rest ye MySpace Profile12/23/0501351
Knock, Knock12/29/0501330
18 Signs Your Therapist Is Crazier Than You12/29/0501381
Twelve Steps Of An Incompetent Dater12/30/0501293
Eleven Signs Your Kids Don't Respect You12/31/0501290
Roses are blue12/31/0501331
21 Ways Simon Could Say No To A Potential American01/04/0601294
Fifteen Reasons To Choose Verizon01/07/0601320
17 Signs Of An Incompetent Stewardess01/08/0601346
Murphy's Revised Law01/07/0601322
Nine Signs You're Hearing Voices In Your Head01/09/0601349
21 Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair01/10/0601378
12.5 Signs Your High School Teacher Has Lost Faith In You01/12/0601263
11 Signs Your Husband Is Having An Affair With Paris Hilton01/13/0601310
11 Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Shayne Michael01/13/0601291
15 Inappropriate Things To Say During Foreplay<01/16/0601370
11 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Louvre01/17/0601272
The Short Route To A Straight Jacket01/18/0601277
21 Ways To Scare The Crap Out Of Your New Neighbors01/19/0601309
6 Things That Would Make You Feel Like Laughing At A Funeral01/20/0601280
13 Things That Would Make You Feel Evil At Church01/20/0601305
7 Things That Would Make You Horny During A Math Test01/20/0601218
17 Signs That You're An Overprotective Parent01/22/0601309
15 Good Excuses For Falling Off The Wagon01/23/0601384
You Should Be Shot If01/24/0601381
Chicken Soup For The Samurai's Soul01/25/0601412
How To Scare People While Hunting & Fishing01/26/0601346
The last thing an engineer would want to hear during a melt01/27/0601218
The last thing A Drag Queen Would Want to Hear01/27/0601356
The Last Thing You Want To Hear At Your Wife's HS Reunion01/27/0601294
The Last Thing You'd Want 2 Hear At The Reading Of Your Will01/29/0601344
100 Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your IRS Audit01/30/0601272
16 Inappropriate Things To Say At A Kid's Birthday Party01/31/0601340
The Definition Of A Scholar & A Know-It-All02/02/0601240
On The Last Noel02/03/0601396
17 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Neurosurgeon02/05/0601265
What You Wouldn't Want 2 Hear From The Martial Arts Teacher02/06/0601356
Nine Things To Say To Bill Collectors02/07/0601268
Rude & Odd Comments Email I've Received02/13/0601383
Forgetable02/14/0601391
Seven Excuses Dick Cheney Might Use02/15/0601343
The Tell-Tale Tech Call02/16/0601301
12 Signs Tech Support Is Screwing With You02/16/0601221
What Jerry Lewis Would Least Want To Hear At The Pearly Gate02/17/0601326
What An Auditor Would Least Want To Hear Least At The Pearly02/17/0601278
9 Comments That Mean Someone Doesn't Like Your Music02/18/0601415
What Bill O'Reilley & Jon Stewart Would Say At The Pearly...02/19/0601395
11 Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Vet02/20/0601344
9 Signs You're Addicted TV02/21/0601290
Translating The MySpace Personals02/22/0601442
The Last Things You Want To Hear From Mission Control02/23/0601295
Your Mom Is Spending Too Much Time At The Adult Book Store02/24/0601394
7 Things Loius Lane Might Say To Superman After The 1st Time02/25/0601307
8 Things Marry Jane Watson Might Say To Spiderman After...02/26/0601291
Back handed Compliments For Comedians02/27/0601377
8 Things To Do When RAID Doesn't Work On Roaches02/28/0601308
9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Bookie03/02/0601382
Nine Bad Things To Say To Someone Who Just Quit Smoking03/02/0601379
12 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Gym03/06/0601255
Blog Testimonials03/07/0601260
The Worst Things To Say At Your Parole Hearing03/09/0601273
Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep03/09/0601282
The Last Things You Want To Hear At Your Son's Circumcision03/10/0601276
7 Signs You're About To Be Fired03/12/0601235
7 Bad Things To Say To Your Drill Sergeant03/13/0601249
The Last Thing You Want To Hear From Your Coworkers03/14/0601246
21 Signs You're Addicted To TV03/19/0601292
8 Bad Excuses For An Affair03/20/0601234
12 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Cruise Ship03/21/0601271
6 MySpace Errors And What They Mean Tom Is Telling You03/22/0601355
21 Bad Used Purchases03/26/0601233
9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Realtor03/27/0601211
7 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Desert Botanical Gardens03/28/0601262
15 Quotes That Will Get You Arrested At A DUI Check Point03/29/0601377
15 Things I've Heard While Substitute Teaching03/30/0601314
21 Signs Your Landlord Wants To Evict You03/31/0601321
25 More Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty04/02/0601383
12 Famous Last Words04/04/0601292
Common Sense04/06/0601298
16 Signs Aquaman Is Having An Affair With Catwoman04/08/0601327
12 Quotes From Inept Customer Service Rep04/09/0601218
Overheard On Air Force One04/11/0601310
9 Bad Excuses For Being Late On Taxes04/12/0601323
12 Signs Your Gynecologist Is Really Your Church Pastor04/14/0601356
8 Ways To Get Kicked Of A Church Easter Egg Hunt04/16/0601319
12 Signs You're Overworking Your Employees04/18/0601406
12 Signs You Might Be Da Man But You're Wife's In Charge04/19/0601195
7 Signs You're A Jerk To Your Employees04/20/0601179
15 inappropriate things 4 your mechanic 2 say 2 your wife04/22/0601138
15 inappropriate things 4 your Husband 2 say 2 your vagina04/22/0601171
15 Inappropriate Things To Say About Your Blog04/23/0601217
9 Ways To Get The Dominoes Pizza Deliver Guy04/24/0601339
Uncomfortable Comments From Your Ex Girlfriend To Your Wife04/25/0601250
Latest Answer To My Apartment Ad04/25/0611429
Bad Things To Say To The Insurance Claims Adjuster04/26/0601263
15 things you shouldn't say during a business meeting04/27/0601231
15 Signs Chuck Norris Is Having An Affair With The Nuns At04/28/0601339
The Great Blog Experiment04/29/0611354
Uncomfortable Answers To Does Anyone Here Object05/02/0601238
9 Signs You're Therapist Is About To Have You Committed05/03/0601297
12 Signs Your Accountant Isn't A Real CPA05/03/0601275
Why Your Husband Shouldn't Buy Your Birthday Gift At PetCo05/05/0601322
Things You Hope Your Kids Won't Say In Public05/09/0601326
Ways To Make Sure Santa Claus Doesn't Come Back Next Year05/10/0601258
9 Bad Things To Say During A Mugging05/11/0601224
The Last Things You Want To Hear During A Phsyical05/13/0601249
The Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Ambulance Driver05/15/0601341
21 Updated Music Titles 4 A More Cynical Time05/16/0601255
9 Cruel Ways To Reject A MySpace Friend Request05/17/0601262
The worst things to say about your lover's dog after an affair at the pound05/19/0601338
The Last Thing A Resaraunt Owner Wants To Hear During A Health Inspection05/20/0601260
9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Baby's Momma After He Turns 1805/21/0601299
12 Signs That You're Blogging Too Much05/22/0601305
Things To Say About Your Carpool Driver When He Gets Pulled Over05/23/0601284
12 Alternate Answers To I Do05/24/0601266
Your Place Or Mine05/25/0601325
Signs Your Girlfriend Is Having An Affair With Your Imaginary Friend05/26/0601277
If There's Nothing To Do At McDonald's05/30/0601360
Last 7 Things You Want To Hear From Your High School Guidance Councilor05/31/0601288
Creative Ways To Retaliate Against The Middle East For Rising Gas Prices06/01/0601289
15 Ways Charlie Brown Got Kicked Out Of A Strip Club With A Twinkie06/02/0601302
Seven Ways To Answer The Phone That Will Make Your Student Loan Officer Go Away06/04/0601310
Report Card Comments & What They Really Mean06/05/0601326
The Story of the Three Politically Incorrect Bears06/06/0601380
The Last 10 Comments You Want To Hear After Doing A Handstand With Your Proctologist On Flag Day06/09/0601375
Random One Liners06/14/0601306
Last Things A Rodeo Clown Wants To Hear From The Rodeo Announcer06/15/0601355
Some Things That Would Make MySpace Better06/17/0601304
The Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Financial Planner06/18/0601216
7 Bad Yet Believable Responses To Forgetting An Anniversary06/19/0601295
Blog Testimonials: Part Duex06/20/0601324
Polite, Subtle Ways Of Rejecting An Unwelcome Sexual Advance06/21/0601190
What Robin would say to Frankenstein Monster during the climax of Brokeback Mountain 206/23/0601317
Things To Say To A Homeless Person Begging For Money Who Won't Go Away06/25/0601177
Fifteen Fun Things To Say While Off Roading06/26/0601252
Fun Answers To Truth Or Dare06/27/0601296
Signs Your Relationship Is In Trouble06/28/0601198
Signs That You're In Love - Have A Terminal Disease06/29/0601310
13 things Chef Gordon Ramsey would tell Fonzie to do to himself with a can opener06/30/0601398
Bad Things To Say To Your Claims Adjuster07/02/0601300
If There's Nothing To Do On The 4th Of July07/03/0601257
Bad Things To Hear From Your Family Photographer07/04/0601251
Bad Things To Hear From Your MySpace Photographer07/05/0601292
Shayne-Michael.COMedy Blog Schedule07/06/0601298
12 Ways To Have Fun In The McDonald's Drive Through07/07/0601317
The Story Of Snow White & The Seven Politically Incorrect Dwarfs07/08/0611315
Things To Say When Returning Defective Merchandise To Radio Shack - Like That Would Ever Happen07/09/0601299
Things A Waitress/ Waiter Can Say To Someone Whos Pissing Them Off...07/10/0601279
How To Heckle A Stripper ^ 07/13/0601305
Revised Childrens' Titles07/14/0601307
Last Thing You Wanted To Hear From Your Defense Attorney07/16/0601139
Fun Things To Yell At The Super Models At A Runway Show07/17/0601241
Bad Things To Say On While Making A Guest Appearance On The Muppets07/18/0601251
Fun Things To Say To Someone Who Recently Developed Amnesia07/19/0601360
Fun Things To Say When Returning Your U-Haul07/20/0601217
The last thing you want to hear from your spouse after an affair with your Styrafoam Finger07/21/0601309
Eight Bad Things To Hear During Your Wedding07/31/0601364
12 Tell Tales Signs Of Incompetent Plastic Surgeon08/01/0601282
Twelve Fun Things To Say In Chem Lab08/02/0601298
Congress Wants To Take Tips Off The Table08/03/0601241
17 Signs Youre Addicted To Love08/04/0601299
The Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On MSN08/07/0601282
Nine Fun Things To Say In The Mervin's Dressing Room08/09/0601235
How To Get Attention During A Friendly Game Of Monopoly08/10/0601198
The last 13 3/8 things you'd want to hear from Mushmouth about your speech patterns on your 1st day08/11/0601269
Fun Things To Say To People Who Had No Faith In Your Dream After Hitting It Big08/16/0601285
Eleven Fun Answers To, "Was That Good For You?"08/17/0601291
Inappropriate Party Blog Comments08/18/0601219
Fun Things To Blurt Out While The Class Is Discussing A Test08/20/0601220
Unfortunate Cookies08/24/0601168
Your Favorite Music Artists Have Branched Out08/25/0601314
Hello Albertsons - I'd Like To Make A Return08/26/0601321
You've Got Junk Mail - Among Other Things08/27/0601336
Fun Things To Yell During A Chick Flick08/30/0601359
A Young Widow Buys A Guard Dog With An IQ of 10808/31/0601383
9 Signs That Your Son's Real Father Is C3P009/01/0601332
Seven Methods For Fighting Depression09/03/0601307
Things To Ask For On The Night Time Radio Request Line09/07/0601206
The Real Story Of Little Red Riding Hood09/09/0601329
Advice: Part II09/10/0601254
The Contractor To English Dictionary09/12/0601317
Seven Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Hockey Game09/13/0601212
Nine Reasons Tom Cruise Would Beat His Fans With His Own Daughter09/15/0601162
Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Public Storage Locker Neighbor09/19/0611201
Bad Things To Say During Your Parole Hearing09/19/0601280
Last Things You Want To Hear While Blindfolded At A University Hazing09/20/0601218
MySpace Tech Support Can I Help You09/22/0601278
Things To Say To Someone You Want To Break Up With You09/24/0601157
15 Signs You're Wasting All Your Free Time09/25/0601202
If House Made A Guest Appearance On Classic TV & Film09/26/0601288
The Unlikely Square Dance09/27/0601300
Failed Milton Bradley Games09/28/0601272
The Friady Challenge - Ultimate Version09/29/0601291
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Super Shuttle Driver10/01/0601167
Cool Things To Say While Waiting In Line At The Bus Stop10/02/0601200
Dear Tyra10/04/0601286
Nine Reasons Eskimos Seldom Make Love10/05/0601160
Bad things to say about your mental health when applying for a job at the US Postal Service10/06/0601223
Signs Your PE Teacher Likes You A Little Too Much10/08/0601282
Bad Things To Say During An Armed Robbery10/09/0601186
What The Student Asks; What The Teacher's Thinking10/10/0601277
Fun Things To Say At The County Fair10/11/0601273
How To Get Kicked Off An Archeological Dig10/12/0601148
Bad Things To Say During A Job Interview10/14/0601172
Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Vegas Casino10/15/0601213
Overheard At A Hollywood Garage Sale10/16/0601185
Seven Answers To "Do You Have The Time?"10/17/0601115
How To More Enjoy Yourself When Watching A Mime10/18/0601167
My Quitting Speech10/19/0601212
What an innocent bystander would here during a 3-some between George Bush, Wolverine, Bugs Bunny...10/20/0601174
How To Get Kicked Out Of Sex Addicts Anonymous Meeting10/22/0601169
The Wrong Things To Say When Calling In Sick10/23/0601124
What To Say During A Mental Break Down At Work10/24/0601161
Good and Bad Career Choices If You Have Turrets10/25/0601224
What To Say When Driving Someone To The Airport10/27/0601175
Bad Things To Say When Responding To A Personal Ad10/29/0601266
Fun Things To Say In A Crystal Shop10/30/0601150
Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Home Depot On Halloween10/31/0601216
Nine Reasons Nice Guys Finish Last11/01/0601148
How To Get George Bush Kicked Out of Office With a Weed Wacker11/03/0601239
Quotes That Will Get You Kicked Off The Shooting Range11/05/0601210
How To Get Kicked Out Of A Polling Place11/07/0601213
How To Get Your MySpace Profile Deleted with a Donkey, a Metallica T-Shirt, and a Butter Knife11/09/0601234
9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Stock Broker11/11/0601140
How To Mess With Room Service11/13/0601083
Random One Liners – Part 211/14/0601165
Things To Say At A Medical Research Lab11/15/0601267
How To Blog [Sarcasm Included]11/16/0601203
6.96 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Mervin's Dressing Room With A Styrofoam Finger11/17/0601268
Are You Calling Me Uninformed11/18/0601194
Conversation Starters11/19/0601210
Nine Comments That Will Come Back To Haunt You When Adopting A Kid11/21/0601201
Happy Thanksgiving - And Some Things To Be Thankful For11/23/0601145
What Papa Smurf Would Do To Johnny Quest With A Light Saber In The Rugrats / South Park Crossover...11/24/0601207
Help, I'm Being Stalked By Models, Strippers and Whores [Oh My...]11/25/0601375
Horror Movie Euphemisms11/26/0601184
Deleted Star Wars Quotes11/27/0601181
Rejected Taco Bell Slogans11/29/0601204
Public School Vs. The Real World12/01/0601259
Things To Say To Make The Cops Uncomfortable While They're Frisking You12/02/0601199
Bad Excuses For Having An Affair In A Faltering Relationship12/03/0601224
Phrases Rarely Uttered By Personal Injury Lawyers12/04/0601172
An Eight-Year-Old's Guide To Forcing A Mall Santa Into Early Retirement12/05/0601184
Things To Say After A One Night Stand That You Don't Want To Evolve Into A Relationship12/06/0601144
Sarcastic Responses To "Was That Good For You?"12/09/0601096
Nine Reasons That You're Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote12/10/0601122
Cruel Things To Shout At The Killer Whale's Show At Sea World12/12/0601137
Last Things You Want To Hear After Joining The Witness Relocation Program12/13/0601146
Last Seven Things You Want To Hear During Your Conjugal Visit12/14/0601115
Sarcastic Responses To "Was That Good For You?"12/09/0601093
Write an advertisement for Michael Richard's straight to DVD Roots...12/15/0601306
Twelve Signs You Left Your Christmas Shopping To The Last Minute12/17/0601118
Signs It's Monday12/18/0601108
Fun Things To Say During Confession12/19/0601117
The Wrong Answers If A Woman Asks, "Guess My Age?"12/21/0601174
Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The College Computer Lab12/22/0601142
Seven Ways Of Introducing The Headliner At The Prison Talent Show12/23/0601112
Creative Answers To, "Do You Want Fries With That?"12/26/0601149
Last Seven Things You Want To Hear While Making Love12/27/0601145
My God Why Have Thou Forsaken Me12/28/0601173
Rejected Ikea Slogans12/29/0601157
Last Things A Hooker Wants To Hear From Her Pimp12/30/0601110
12 New Years Resolutions I Know That I Can Keep12/31/0601081
Things To Say To Your Arresting Officer01/01/0701199
Mean Things To Say To An Overly Anorexic Model01/02/0701120
How To Fail A Psychological Exam At Work01/03/0701155
How To Mess With Tech Support01/04/0701093
The Wrong Things To Say During Art Class01/05/0701175
Bad Things To Say During Hostage Negotiations01/07/0701082
Welcome To Boot Camp 200701/08/0701149
The Last Things You Want To Hear After An IQ Test01/09/0701127
Mean Things To Say During A Beginning Band Concert01/10/0701076
Translating The MySpace Personals [Episode 2]01/11/0701110
13 Phrases To End An Uncomfortable 1st Date01/12/0701122
Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of An AMC Movie Theater01/14/0701152
Opening Lines When Meeting The New Neighbors01/15/0701097
Eight Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Toy Department At Target01/16/0701152
Phrases For Times "When Hell Freezes Over" Wouldn't Do Rejection Justice01/18/0701177
How to get kicked out of Krispie Kreme by putting a glazed chocolate donut on your penis01/19/0701149
Fun Things To Say When Renting A U-Hall01/21/0701128
How To Fail Your Test Drive At The DMV01/22/0701078
Nine Reasons To Teach Junior High01/24/0701027
The Sarcastic Scavenger Hunt List01/25/0701199
Education Reform ^ 01/26/0701194
Signs You’re A Pack Rat ^ 01/28/0701209
Unfortunate Cookies: 212/29/0601156
Dueling Comments01/30/0701154
Bad Things To Overhear Your Kid Tell His Social Worker ^ 02/01/0701195
San Francisco accountant admits affair with aide's wife02/02/0701227
How To Get Kicked Out Of Knott’s Berry Farm ^ 02/04/0701224
Nine Reasons To Upgrade To Windows Vista02/05/0701036
Fun Things To Say To The Person Sitting Next To You On The Ski Lift02/06/0701107
The Friday Challenge - Remake Dogma02/09/0701130
Unfortunate Valentine’s Day Cards ^ 02/10/0701142
Blog Testimonials: Part Five ^ 02/12/0701171
Fun Answers To "Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?"02/13/0701165
Bad Opening Lines During A Blood Feud, Death Match02/15/0701328
The Last Nine Things You Want To Hear From Your Boss02/16/0701284
Bad Excuses For Not Stopping A Nuclear Core Melt Down02/17/0701515
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Guide To Surviving The Final Meteor Storm02/18/0701667
How To Heckle A Stripper: Part Deux ^ 02/19/0701689
Things That You Learn In Britney Spear's School For Better Parenting Skills02/20/0701593
Signs Your Ex Is A Future Mental Patient02/21/0701399
A Blind Man Buys A Seeing Eye Dog02/22/0701618
Bad Things To Hear During Your Urology Check Up02/24/0701634
The Wrong Things To Say To A Police Officer Serving A Search Warrant03/01/0701365
How To Start A Panic On The Floor Of The New York Stock Exchange03/02/0701486
How To Scare Anyone Away Who Asks You Your Name ^ 03/04/0701493
Bad Things To Put On Your Resume Under Other Skills03/05/0701367
Fun Responses To "I Think We Should See Other People."03/06/0701302
Movie Sequels, Crossovers and Spin Offs ^ 03/07/0701636
Three Men At A Bar03/08/0701442
How To Get Kicked Out Of McDonalds03/10/0701420
Seven Signs You’re A Back Seat Driver ^ 03/11/0701518
Bad Things To Say At A DUI Check Point03/12/0701409
How To Get Kicked Off Broadway ^ 03/13/0701523
The Allegory Of The F- ^ 03/14/0701625
Dear CVS, Hello and Thank You Fer Your Support03/15/0701409
Nine Signs Daredevil is cheating on Jennifer Garner, AKA Elektra, with Elmer Fudd03/16/0701465
How To Reject A Stock Broker's Advance ^ 03/17/0701800
Bad Things To Say During Hostage Negotiations ^ 03/18/0701593
Really Bad Things For A Father To Say To During Child Birth03/20/0701366
Romantic Quotes ^ 03/21/0701393
How To Get Yourself Kicked Out Of Toys R Us03/22/0701592
13 things you would say to your uncle after being molested with a rubber swordfish03/23/0701546
Signs You’re Not Getting Enough Sleep03/24/0701583
When Responding To An Online Dating Ad Remember03/25/0701470
Good Excuses For Failure To Pay Back Credit Card Debt03/26/0701273
MySpace Spam03/27/0701487
Seven Things I Learned In College, And A Few Since ^ 03/28/0701623
Sailor Pick Up Lines ^ 03/29/0701704
Things To Say To The Stranger Next To You On The Ferris Wheel03/30/0701328
How To Have Fun On April Fools Day ^ 04/01/0701684
Rejected Nick-At-Nite Pilots ^ 04/02/0701602
How To Get Kicked Off The T-Ball Field ^ 04/03/0701367
Fun Phrases For Security At Legoland04/04/0701722
The Ugliest Man In The Bar Gets Lucky04/05/0701654
How To Get Kicked Off An Easter Egg Hunt04/08/0701389
How To Get Kicked Out Of The Cub Scouts ^ 04/09/0701605
The Last Things You Want To Hear From Your CPA On April 15th04/10/0701584
Current Events - Vol 1 ^ 04/11/0701633
Bad Things To Say In A Prison Shower ^ 04/12/0701538
Milton Bradley Games For Adult 21 And Up ^ 04/13/0701597
Rejected Harry Potter Titles ^ 04/14/0701592
Bad Signs On A First Date ^ 04/15/0701579
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Women Want04/16/0701574
Revised Federal Gun Application [Short Version] ^ 04/17/0701480
Smart Ass Responses To “You Would If You Loved Me” ^ 04/18/0701415
Shayne-Michael.COMedy's Comprehensive Guide To Understanding What Men Want ^ 04/19/0701599
The 100 Greatest Love Songs Of All Time04/20/0701579
Pussy In Boots - Draft V04/21/0701532
Unlikely - Yet Overdue - MySpace Related News Headlines ^ 04/22/0701626
Quick Introductory Phrases To Disturb People While Speed Dating04/23/0701498
Bad Things To Hear While Your Spouse Is In The ER04/25/0701658
Fast Food Pick Up Lines04/26/0701452
Bad Things To Hear From Your Plastic Surgeon04/27/0701312
How To Get Kicked Out Of The World Series04/28/0701599
Six Excuses For Returning Your Library Book Late ^ 04/29/0701483
When Disturbed Adults Title Kid Films ^ 04/30/0701559
Who’s Your Daddy By Profession05/01/0701682
How To Scare Off Someone Who Tries To Change Your Political Beliefs05/02/0702054
The Thursday Joke Off Round Seven, 200705/03/0701909
Comments To Scare Away The Mormon Missionaries05/09/0701564
Mean Comments During A Botox Party ^ 05/10/0701542
Bad Things To Say To A Horny Midget05/11/0701294
Bad Things To Overhear During Brain Surgery05/12/0701574
Bad Answers To "Where Do You See Yourself In 20 Years?"05/13/0701305
The New Bill Of Rights05/14/0701529
Politically Correct Yo Mamma Jokes05/15/07