| Title/ All/ Reset/ Categorize | Month/ Year | Rank | Votes | Read |
|---|
| 50 Signs You're Addicted 2 MySpace | 10/26/05 |  | 2 | 5456 |
| 18 Creative Answers To “I Love You” | 12/01/05 | | 2 | 3605 |
| 30 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A City Bus | 01/11/09 | | 1 | 2937 |
| The Short Route To A Straight Jacket | 01/18/06 | | 1 | 2907 |
| 6 Things That Would Make You Feel Like Laughing At A Funeral | 01/20/06 | | 1 | 2749 |
| 16 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Spermbank | 03/18/06 | | 1 | 3071 |
| Advice Column: Part I | 09/05/06 | | 1 | 2814 |
| Nine Reasons I Still Have My Job | 02/07/07 | | 1 | 2716 |
| Bad Things To Hear After A Personality Test | 03/31/07 | | 2 | 3162 |
| 50 More Signs Your Contractor Is A Moron | 06/07/07 | | 1 | 2903 |
| Bad Things To Say While Standing In A Bank Teller Line | 06/08/07 | | 2 | 2999 |
| Smart Ass Responses To, “I Think We Should See Other People.” | 06/09/07 | | 1 | 3303 |
| What To Say To A Woman Who Only Dates "Bad Boys" | 06/24/07 | | 2 | 3010 |
| 101 Bad Things To Put On Your Resume Under The Hobbies Section | 06/27/07 | | 2 | 2881 |
| Female Fetishes That Have Kept Me Single | 08/03/07 | | 1 | 2278 |
| Bad Things To Say During An Avalanche | 12/30/07 | | 1 | 1727 |
| Inappropriate Things To Yell At A Magic Show | 01/03/08 | | 1 | 1988 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Any Community College Class | 02/18/08 | | 1 | 1659 |
| Muppet Come On Lines | 02/26/08 | | 1 | 1670 |
| Things I’m Going To Say To Freak Out My Therapist | 02/28/08 | | 1 | 1910 |
| Bad Things To Hear While Dating A Horror Fan | 04/19/08 | | 1 | 1421 |
| Lesser Known Star Trek Quotes | 06/10/08 | | 1 | 1467 |
| Mean Things To Say About Someone's Baby Pictures | 07/13/08 | | 1 | 1655 |
| Nine Uses For A Liberal Arts Degree | 12/08/08 | | 1 | 955 |
| Signs A Woman Is Your Soul Mate - And You're Probably A Wimp | 08/16/09 | | 1 | 645 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear On A Road Trip | 09/19/09 | | 1 | 701 |
| 101 Ways To Improve Your Stand-Up Comedy Set For The New Year | 01/01/10 | | 1 | 511 |
| How To Make A Jehovah's Witness Away | 07/22/10 | | 1 | 88 |
| How To Set off The Silent Alarm At Check Into Cash | 08/12/10 | | 1 | 749 |
| 21 Ways To Piss Off A Telemarketer | 12/07/07 |  | 9 | 3626 |
| 30 Signs You're In A Seedy Motel | 12/05/05 | | 3 | 2869 |
| How to get kicked out of Krispie Kreme by putting a glazed chocolate donut on your penis | 01/19/07 | | 3 | 2489 |
| You Don't Want On Your Credit Report | 10/27/05 | | 2 | 2875 |
| Advice To Nigerian Scammers | 12/21/05 | | 2 | 2879 |
| 21 Worst Things To Say To Your New Cell Mate | 11/27/05 |  | 1 | 3129 |
| 21 Signs You're A Nerd | 11/04/05 | | 1 | 3007 |
| Things To Say When Standing In Line For A Roller Coaster | 11/16/07 | | 1 | 2362 |
| How To Start A Riot At A Body Piercing Shop | 09/12/09 | | 3 | 631 |
| How To Get A Lot Of Followers On Twitter | 11/21/09 | | 1 | 353 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of An Arcade | 10/03/06 |  | 4 | 2743 |
| Do I Look Fat In This Dress... | 11/18/05 | | 3 | 3413 |
| 18 Things Bill Collectors Could Print On Final Notices | 01/03/06 | | 2 | 2760 |
| The Best Answers To, "Who's Your Daddy" | 09/04/06 | | 2 | 2899 |
| 25 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Sex | 11/11/07 |  | 2 | 3867 |
| Seventeen MySpace Pet Peeves | 01/15/06 | | 2 | 2802 |
| Nine Bad Things To Hear From Your Chiropractor | 07/12/06 | | 1 | 2915 |
| Fun Things To Say On The Ski Lift: Part 2 ^ | 02/11/07 | | 1 | 2753 |
| Fun Things To Say At A City Council Meeting | 10/21/08 | | 1 | 968 |
| Things You Should Never Say On A Written Psychological Exam | 06/21/09 | | 1 | 1496 |
| I Was Tagged By John Who Was Tagged By April Who Was Tagged By Someone I Couldn't Identify | 07/22/06 |  | 2 | 3501 |
| Fun Things To Say To A Used Car Salesman | 08/22/06 | | 2 | 2661 |
| Six Responses To, "What's Your Sign?" | 01/25/08 |  | 19 | 1628 |
| Nine Things To Say To Bill Collectors | 02/07/06 | | 1 | 3866 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Ambulance Driver | 05/15/06 | | 1 | 2698 |
| What To Do With Your Free Time | 11/25/08 | | 1 | 1045 |
| Rejected Ikea Slogans | 12/29/06 |  | 6 | 4058 |
| 7 Things That Would Make You Horny During A Math Test | 01/20/06 |  | 2 | 4261 |
| Things You Don't Want To Hear During A Seance | 10/23/07 | | 1 | 1842 |
| Eight Ways Of Saying "It's Over" | 01/03/08 | | 2 | 2653 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Lego Land | 01/16/08 | | 1 | 1900 |
| Bad Things To Put On A Job Resume | 02/02/08 | | 1 | 1592 |
| Skydiving Come On Lines | 04/22/08 | | 1 | 1230 |
| MBA Pickup Lines | 08/12/08 | | 1 | 1315 |
| Things You Should Never Say During A Hostage Situation | 11/11/08 | | 1 | 981 |
| Eight Lines Cut From Popular Children's Shows | 11/15/08 | | 1 | 1053 |
| Nine Signs A Girl Is Using You | 12/16/08 | | 1 | 1141 |
| Worst Ways To Win The Jury Over | 10/01/05 | | 0 | 2976 |
| 15 Synonyms For Jackass | 10/25/05 | | 0 | 2885 |
| Have You Ever Noticed | 10/24/05 | | 0 | 2972 |
| 9 Things You Don't Want 2 Hear At The Pearly Gates | 10/21/05 | | 0 | 2962 |
| 17 Signs Your Car Is About To Die | 10/23/05 | | 0 | 2923 |
| 16 More Signs You're In A Bad Neighborhood | 11/16/05 | | 0 | 2990 |
| 21 Signs You're Cheap | 11/17/05 | | 0 | 2995 |
| 21 Signs That You’re Not Spontaneous Enough | 11/15/05 | | 0 | 2866 |
| 16 Signs You Will Never Be A Sports Super Star | 11/10/05 | | 0 | 2858 |
| 15 Updated Quotes | 11/08/05 | | 0 | 2863 |
| 9 Signs You're Technologically Impaired | 11/11/05 | | 0 | 3172 |
| 13 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Doctor | 11/07/05 | | 0 | 2770 |
| 17 Bad Pick Up Lines | 11/06/05 | | 0 | 3044 |
| 15 Signs You're Drinking Too Much | 11/03/05 | | 0 | 3119 |
| 21 Ironic Things You Might Hear From Paris Hilton | 11/28/05 | | 0 | 2742 |
| 21 Things You Don't Want T0 Hear From Your Banker | 11/30/05 | | 0 | 3079 |
| The Se7en Signs Of The Apocalypse | 11/29/05 | | 0 | 2749 |
| 35 Clues Your Girlfriend Doesn't Love You Anymore | 12/12/05 | | 0 | 2842 |
| Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland | 12/04/05 | | 0 | 2737 |
| 17 Signs You Have Writer's Block | 12/04/05 | | 0 | 2641 |
| Honest Answers To Do You Think I Could Be President | 12/06/09 | | 0 | 362 |
| 12 World Records I'd Love To See | 12/10/05 | | 0 | 2817 |
| Things You Don't Want To Hear While Lost On A Nature Hike | 12/10/05 | | 0 | 2735 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A College Class | 12/11/05 | | 0 | 3004 |
| 15 Ways To Have Fun While Working As A Mall Santa | 12/13/05 | | 0 | 2830 |
| 21 Ways To Pass Time At Work When Your Boss Isn't Looking | 12/14/05 | | 0 | 2744 |
| Inappropriate Scenes For A Charlie Brown Holiday Special | 12/15/05 | | 0 | 2747 |
| User Suggested Topics 1 | 12/16/05 | | 0 | 2913 |
| The 17 Worst Things To Hear From Your Landlord | 12/18/05 | | 0 | 2692 |
| 12 Ways To Answer A Wrong Number | 12/19/05 | | 0 | 2674 |
| 15 Mensa Pick-Up Lines | 12/20/05 | | 0 | 2676 |
| 12 Things To Do In A Public Restroom | 12/23/05 | | 0 | 3021 |
| 18 Signs Your Therapist Is Crazier Than You | 12/29/05 | | 0 | 2816 |
| Twelve Steps Of An Incompetent Dater | 12/30/05 | | 0 | 2710 |
| Eleven Signs Your Kids Don't Respect You | 12/31/05 | | 0 | 2574 |
| 21 Ways Simon Could Say No To A Potential American | 01/04/06 | | 0 | 2674 |
| Fifteen Reasons To Choose Verizon | 01/07/06 | | 0 | 2944 |
| 17 Signs Of An Incompetent Stewardess | 01/08/06 | | 0 | 3211 |
| Murphy's Revised Law | 01/07/06 | | 0 | 2888 |
| Nine Signs You're Hearing Voices In Your Head | 01/09/06 | | 0 | 2767 |
| 21 Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair | 01/10/06 | | 0 | 2718 |
| 12.5 Signs Your High School Teacher Has Lost Faith In You | 01/12/06 | | 0 | 2720 |
| 11 Signs Your Husband Is Having An Affair With Paris Hilton | 01/13/06 | | 0 | 2774 |
| 11 Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Shayne Michael | 01/13/06 | | 0 | 2972 |
| 15 Inappropriate Things To Say During Foreplay< | 01/16/06 | | 0 | 3704 |
| 11 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Louvre | 01/17/06 | | 0 | 2621 |
| 21 Ways To Scare The Crap Out Of Your New Neighbors | 01/19/06 | | 0 | 3080 |
| 13 Things That Would Make You Feel Evil At Church | 01/20/06 | | 0 | 2797 |
| 17 Signs That You're An Overprotective Parent | 01/22/06 | | 0 | 2810 |
| 15 Good Excuses For Falling Off The Wagon | 01/23/06 | | 0 | 2914 |
| You Should Be Shot If | 01/24/06 | | 0 | 2951 |
| How To Scare People While Hunting & Fishing | 01/26/06 | | 0 | 2834 |
| The last thing an engineer would want to hear during a melt | 01/27/06 | | 0 | 2573 |
| The last thing A Drag Queen Would Want to Hear | 01/27/06 | | 0 | 2881 |
| The Last Thing You Want To Hear At Your Wife's HS Reunion | 01/27/06 | | 0 | 2762 |
| The Last Thing You'd Want 2 Hear At The Reading Of Your Will | 01/29/06 | | 0 | 2723 |
| 100 Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your IRS Audit | 01/30/06 | | 0 | 2732 |
| 16 Inappropriate Things To Say At A Kid's Birthday Party | 01/31/06 | | 0 | 2752 |
| The Definition Of A Scholar & A Know-It-All | 02/02/06 | | 0 | 2659 |
| 17 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Neurosurgeon | 02/05/06 | | 0 | 2882 |
| What You Wouldn't Want 2 Hear From The Martial Arts Teacher | 02/06/06 | | 0 | 2559 |
| Rude & Odd Comments Email I've Received | 02/13/06 | | 0 | 3276 |
| Seven Excuses Dick Cheney Might Use | 02/15/06 | | 0 | 2666 |
| 12 Signs Tech Support Is Screwing With You | 02/16/06 | | 0 | 2984 |
| What Jerry Lewis Would Least Want To Hear At The Pearly Gate | 02/17/06 | | 0 | 2698 |
| What An Auditor Would Least Want To Hear Least At The Pearly | 02/17/06 | | 0 | 2585 |
| 9 Comments That Mean Someone Doesn't Like Your Music | 02/18/06 | | 0 | 2829 |
| What Bill O'Reilley & Jon Stewart Would Say At The Pearly... | 02/19/06 | | 0 | 3041 |
| 11 Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Vet | 02/20/06 | | 0 | 2759 |
| 9 Signs You're Addicted TV | 02/21/06 | | 0 | 2788 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear From Mission Control | 02/23/06 | | 0 | 2639 |
| Your Mom Is Spending Too Much Time At The Adult Book Store | 02/24/06 | | 0 | 2787 |
| 7 Things Loius Lane Might Say To Superman After The 1st Time | 02/25/06 | | 0 | 2743 |
| 8 Things Marry Jane Watson Might Say To Spiderman After... | 02/26/06 | | 0 | 2790 |
| Back handed Compliments For Comedians | 02/27/06 | | 0 | 2788 |
| 8 Things To Do When RAID Doesn't Work On Roaches | 02/28/06 | | 0 | 2645 |
| 9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Bookie | 03/02/06 | | 0 | 2809 |
| Nine Bad Things To Say To Someone Who Just Quit Smoking | 03/02/06 | | 0 | 2768 |
| 12 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Gym | 03/06/06 | | 0 | 2617 |
| Blog Testimonials | 03/07/06 | | 0 | 2596 |
| The Worst Things To Say At Your Parole Hearing | 03/09/06 | | 0 | 2884 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear At Your Son's Circumcision | 03/10/06 | | 0 | 2826 |
| 7 Signs You're About To Be Fired | 03/12/06 | | 0 | 2647 |
| 7 Bad Things To Say To Your Drill Sergeant | 03/13/06 | | 0 | 2786 |
| The Last Thing You Want To Hear From Your Coworkers | 03/14/06 | | 0 | 2537 |
| 21 Signs You're Addicted To TV | 03/19/06 | | 0 | 2861 |
| 8 Bad Excuses For An Affair | 03/20/06 | | 0 | 2547 |
| 12 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Cruise Ship | 03/21/06 | | 0 | 2744 |
| 21 Bad Used Purchases | 03/26/06 | | 0 | 2784 |
| 9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Realtor | 03/27/06 | | 0 | 2761 |
| 7 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Desert Botanical Gardens | 03/28/06 | | 0 | 2577 |
| 15 Quotes That Will Get You Arrested At A DUI Check Point | 03/29/06 | | 0 | 2881 |
| 15 Things I've Heard While Substitute Teaching | 03/30/06 | | 0 | 2835 |
| 21 Signs Your Landlord Wants To Evict You | 03/31/06 | | 0 | 2823 |
| 25 More Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty | 04/02/06 | | 0 | 2832 |
| 12 Famous Last Words | 04/04/06 | | 0 | 2825 |
| Common Sense | 04/06/06 | | 0 | 2823 |
| 16 Signs Aquaman Is Having An Affair With Catwoman | 04/08/06 | | 0 | 2784 |
| 12 Quotes From Inept Customer Service Rep | 04/09/06 | | 0 | 2923 |
| Overheard On Air Force One | 04/11/06 | | 0 | 2903 |
| 9 Bad Excuses For Being Late On Taxes | 04/12/06 | | 0 | 2792 |
| 12 Signs Your Gynecologist Is Really Your Church Pastor | 04/14/06 | | 0 | 2756 |
| 8 Ways To Get Kicked Of A Church Easter Egg Hunt | 04/16/06 | | 0 | 2747 |
| 12 Signs You're Overworking Your Employees | 04/18/06 | | 0 | 3077 |
| 12 Signs You Might Be Da Man But You're Wife's In Charge | 04/19/06 | | 0 | 2634 |
| 7 Signs You're A Jerk To Your Employees | 04/20/06 | | 0 | 2528 |
| 15 inappropriate things 4 your mechanic 2 say 2 your wife | 04/22/06 | | 0 | 2574 |
| 15 inappropriate things 4 your Husband 2 say 2 your vagina | 04/22/06 | | 0 | 2709 |
| 15 Inappropriate Things To Say About Your Blog | 04/23/06 | | 0 | 2599 |
| 9 Ways To Get The Dominoes Pizza Deliver Guy | 04/24/06 | | 0 | 2746 |
| Uncomfortable Comments From Your Ex Girlfriend To Your Wife | 04/25/06 | | 0 | 2804 |
| Bad Things To Say To The Insurance Claims Adjuster | 04/26/06 | | 0 | 2677 |
| 15 things you shouldn't say during a business meeting | 04/27/06 | | 0 | 2736 |
| 15 Signs Chuck Norris Is Having An Affair With The Nuns At | 04/28/06 | | 0 | 2692 |
| Uncomfortable Answers To Does Anyone Here Object | 05/02/06 | | 0 | 2860 |
| 9 Signs You're Therapist Is About To Have You Committed | 05/03/06 | | 0 | 2802 |
| 12 Signs Your Accountant Isn't A Real CPA | 05/03/06 | | 0 | 2855 |
| Why Your Husband Shouldn't Buy Your Birthday Gift At PetCo | 05/05/06 | | 0 | 2710 |
| Things You Hope Your Kids Won't Say In Public | 05/09/06 | | 0 | 2686 |
| Ways To Make Sure Santa Claus Doesn't Come Back Next Year | 05/10/06 | | 0 | 2551 |
| 9 Bad Things To Say During A Mugging | 05/11/06 | | 0 | 2579 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear During A Phsyical | 05/13/06 | | 0 | 2795 |
| 21 Updated Music Titles 4 A More Cynical Time | 05/16/06 | | 0 | 2601 |
| 9 Cruel Ways To Reject A MySpace Friend Request | 05/17/06 | | 0 | 2543 |
| The worst things to say about your lover's dog after an affair at the pound | 05/19/06 | | 0 | 2829 |
| The Last Thing A Resaraunt Owner Wants To Hear During A Health Inspection | 05/20/06 | | 0 | 2608 |
| 9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Baby's Momma After He Turns 18 | 05/21/06 | | 0 | 2681 |
| 12 Signs That You're Blogging Too Much | 05/22/06 | | 0 | 2591 |
| Things To Say About Your Carpool Driver When He Gets Pulled Over | 05/23/06 | | 0 | 2629 |
| 12 Alternate Answers To I Do | 05/24/06 | | 0 | 2618 |
| Your Place Or Mine | 05/25/06 | | 0 | 2713 |
| Signs Your Girlfriend Is Having An Affair With Your Imaginary Friend | 05/26/06 | | 0 | 2619 |
| If There's Nothing To Do At McDonald's | 05/30/06 | | 0 | 2732 |
| Last 7 Things You Want To Hear From Your High School Guidance Councilor | 05/31/06 | | 0 | 2537 |
| Creative Ways To Retaliate Against The Middle East For Rising Gas Prices | 06/01/06 | | 0 | 2765 |
| 15 Ways Charlie Brown Got Kicked Out Of A Strip Club With A Twinkie | 06/02/06 | | 0 | 2827 |
| Seven Ways To Answer The Phone That Will Make Your Student Loan Officer Go Away | 06/04/06 | | 0 | 2784 |
| Report Card Comments & What They Really Mean | 06/05/06 | | 0 | 3260 |
| The Last 10 Comments You Want To Hear After Doing A Handstand With Your Proctologist On Flag Day | 06/09/06 | | 0 | 2744 |
| Random One Liners | 06/14/06 | | 0 | 2845 |
| Last Things A Rodeo Clown Wants To Hear From The Rodeo Announcer | 06/15/06 | | 0 | 3954 |
| Some Things That Would Make MySpace Better | 06/17/06 | | 0 | 2812 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Financial Planner | 06/18/06 | | 0 | 2585 |
| 7 Bad Yet Believable Responses To Forgetting An Anniversary | 06/19/06 | | 0 | 2676 |
| Blog Testimonials: Part Duex | 06/20/06 | | 0 | 2649 |
| Polite, Subtle Ways Of Rejecting An Unwelcome Sexual Advance | 06/21/06 | | 0 | 2580 |
| What Robin would say to Frankenstein Monster during the climax of Brokeback Mountain 2 | 06/23/06 | | 0 | 2794 |
| Things To Say To A Homeless Person Begging For Money Who Won't Go Away | 06/25/06 | | 0 | 2832 |
| Fifteen Fun Things To Say While Off Roading | 06/26/06 | | 0 | 2878 |
| Fun Answers To Truth Or Dare | 06/27/06 | | 0 | 2618 |
| Signs That You're In Love - Have A Terminal Disease | 06/29/06 | | 0 | 2734 |
| 13 things Chef Gordon Ramsey would tell Fonzie to do to himself with a can opener | 06/30/06 | | 0 | 3057 |
| Bad Things To Say To Your Claims Adjuster | 07/02/06 | | 0 | 2934 |
| If There's Nothing To Do On The 4th Of July | 07/03/06 | | 0 | 2846 |
| Bad Things To Hear From Your Family Photographer | 07/04/06 | | 0 | 2591 |
| Bad Things To Hear From Your MySpace Photographer | 07/05/06 | | 0 | 2908 |
| Shayne-Michael.COMedy Blog Schedule | 07/06/06 | | 0 | 2785 |
| 12 Ways To Have Fun In The McDonald's Drive Through | 07/07/06 | | 0 | 2744 |
| Things To Say When Returning Defective Merchandise To Radio Shack - Like That Would Ever Happen | 07/09/06 | | 0 | 2695 |
| Things A Waitress/ Waiter Can Say To Someone Whos Pissing Them Off... | 07/10/06 | | 0 | 2605 |
| How To Heckle A Stripper ^ | 07/13/06 | | 0 | 2806 |
| Revised Childrens' Titles | 07/14/06 | | 0 | 2579 |
| Last Thing You Wanted To Hear From Your Defense Attorney | 07/16/06 | | 0 | 2410 |
| Fun Things To Yell At The Super Models At A Runway Show | 07/17/06 | | 0 | 2703 |
| Bad Things To Say On While Making A Guest Appearance On The Muppets | 07/18/06 | | 0 | 2551 |
| Fun Things To Say To Someone Who Recently Developed Amnesia | 07/19/06 | | 0 | 2643 |
| Fun Things To Say When Returning Your U-Haul | 07/20/06 | | 0 | 2620 |
| The last thing you want to hear from your spouse after an affair with your Styrafoam Finger | 07/21/06 | | 0 | 2678 |
| Eight Bad Things To Hear During Your Wedding | 07/31/06 | | 0 | 3183 |
| 12 Tell Tales Signs Of Incompetent Plastic Surgeon | 08/01/06 | | 0 | 2815 |
| Twelve Fun Things To Say In Chem Lab | 08/02/06 | | 0 | 2610 |
| Congress Wants To Take Tips Off The Table | 08/03/06 | | 0 | 2608 |
| 17 Signs Youre Addicted To Love | 08/04/06 | | 0 | 2760 |
| The Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On MSN | 08/07/06 | | 0 | 2670 |
| Nine Fun Things To Say In The Mervin's Dressing Room | 08/09/06 | | 0 | 2623 |
| How To Get Attention During A Friendly Game Of Monopoly | 08/10/06 | | 0 | 2543 |
| The last 13 3/8 things you'd want to hear from Mushmouth about your speech patterns on your 1st day | 08/11/06 | | 0 | 2534 |
| Fun Things To Say To People Who Had No Faith In Your Dream After Hitting It Big | 08/16/06 | | 0 | 2637 |
| Eleven Fun Answers To, "Was That Good For You?" | 08/17/06 | | 0 | 2715 |
| Inappropriate Party Blog Comments | 08/18/06 | | 0 | 2489 |
| Fun Things To Blurt Out While The Class Is Discussing A Test | 08/20/06 | | 0 | 2497 |
| Unfortunate Cookies | 08/24/06 | | 0 | 2452 |
| Hello Albertsons - I'd Like To Make A Return | 08/26/06 | | 0 | 2613 |
| You've Got Junk Mail - Among Other Things | 08/27/06 | | 0 | 2603 |
| Fun Things To Yell During A Chick Flick | 08/30/06 | | 0 | 2960 |
| 9 Signs That Your Son's Real Father Is C3P0 | 09/01/06 | | 0 | 2965 |
| Seven Methods For Fighting Depression | 09/03/06 | | 0 | 3195 |
| Things To Ask For On The Night Time Radio Request Line | 09/07/06 | | 0 | 2680 |
| Advice: Part II | 09/10/06 | | 0 | 2539 |
| Seven Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Hockey Game | 09/13/06 | | 0 | 2660 |
| Nine Reasons Tom Cruise Would Beat His Fans With His Own Daughter | 09/15/06 | | 0 | 2492 |
| Last Things You Want To Hear From Your Public Storage Locker Neighbor | 09/19/06 | | 1 | 2521 |
| Bad Things To Say During Your Parole Hearing | 09/19/06 | | 0 | 2536 |
| Last Things You Want To Hear While Blindfolded At A University Hazing | 09/20/06 | | 0 | 2471 |
| Things To Say To Someone You Want To Break Up With You | 09/24/06 | | 0 | 2658 |
| 15 Signs You're Wasting All Your Free Time | 09/25/06 | | 0 | 2714 |
| If House Made A Guest Appearance On Classic TV & Film | 09/26/06 | | 0 | 2689 |
| Failed Milton Bradley Games | 09/28/06 | | 0 | 2586 |
| The Friady Challenge - Ultimate Version | 09/29/06 | | 0 | 2564 |
| Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Super Shuttle Driver | 10/01/06 | | 0 | 2887 |
| Cool Things To Say While Waiting In Line At The Bus Stop | 10/02/06 | | 0 | 2597 |
| Nine Reasons Eskimos Seldom Make Love | 10/05/06 | | 0 | 2484 |
| Bad things to say about your mental health when applying for a job at the US Postal Service | 10/06/06 | | 0 | 2650 |
| Signs Your PE Teacher Likes You A Little Too Much | 10/08/06 | | 0 | 2606 |
| Bad Things To Say During An Armed Robbery | 10/09/06 | | 0 | 2731 |
| Fun Things To Say At The County Fair | 10/11/06 | | 0 | 2778 |
| How To Get Kicked Off An Archeological Dig | 10/12/06 | | 0 | 2331 |
| Bad Things To Say During A Job Interview | 10/14/06 | | 0 | 2685 |
| Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Vegas Casino | 10/15/06 | | 0 | 2492 |
| Overheard At A Hollywood Garage Sale | 10/16/06 | | 0 | 2631 |
| Seven Answers To "Do You Have The Time?" | 10/17/06 | | 0 | 2413 |
| How To More Enjoy Yourself When Watching A Mime | 10/18/06 | | 0 | 2534 |
| What an innocent bystander would here during a 3-some between George Bush, Wolverine, Bugs Bunny... | 10/20/06 | | 0 | 2699 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Sex Addicts Anonymous Meeting | 10/22/06 | | 0 | 2562 |
| The Wrong Things To Say When Calling In Sick | 10/23/06 | | 0 | 2913 |
| What To Say During A Mental Break Down At Work | 10/24/06 | | 0 | 2968 |
| Good and Bad Career Choices If You Have Turrets | 10/25/06 | | 0 | 2430 |
| What To Say When Driving Someone To The Airport | 10/27/06 | | 0 | 2705 |
| Bad Things To Say When Responding To A Personal Ad | 10/29/06 | | 0 | 2775 |
| Fun Things To Say In A Crystal Shop | 10/30/06 | | 0 | 2469 |
| Nine Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Home Depot On Halloween | 10/31/06 | | 0 | 2711 |
| Nine Reasons Nice Guys Finish Last | 11/01/06 | | 0 | 2586 |
| How To Get George Bush Kicked Out of Office With a Weed Wacker | 11/03/06 | | 0 | 2728 |
| Quotes That Will Get You Kicked Off The Shooting Range | 11/05/06 | | 0 | 2554 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A Polling Place | 11/07/06 | | 0 | 2586 |
| How To Get Your MySpace Profile Deleted with a Donkey, a Metallica T-Shirt, and a Butter Knife | 11/09/06 | | 0 | 2370 |
| 9 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Stock Broker | 11/11/06 | | 0 | 2599 |
| How To Mess With Room Service | 11/13/06 | | 0 | 2355 |
| Random One Liners – Part 2 | 11/14/06 | | 0 | 2540 |
| Things To Say At A Medical Research Lab | 11/15/06 | | 0 | 2594 |
| How To Blog [Sarcasm Included] | 11/16/06 | | 0 | 2741 |
| 6.96 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Mervin's Dressing Room With A Styrofoam Finger | 11/17/06 | | 0 | 3002 |
| Are You Calling Me Uninformed | 11/18/06 | | 0 | 2639 |
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| Signs You Shouldn't Let Your Auto Mechanic Touch Your Car | 02/04/08 | | 0 | 1327 |
| Eight Ironic Comments Coming From A Rodeo Clown | 02/05/08 | | 0 | 1338 |
| Nine Mean Things To Say While Making Love In The Back Seat | 02/06/08 | | 0 | 1367 |
| How To Make People Nervous In The Guns And Ammo Store | 02/08/08 | | 0 | 1538 |
| How To Make Sure The Late Night Radio Dedication Line Cuts Off Your Call | 02/09/08 | | 0 | 1345 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of The London Philharmonic | 02/10/08 | | 0 | 1265 |
| Inappropriate Valentine's Day Thoughts | 02/11/08 | | 0 | 1331 |
| Insensitive Things To Say After A Friend Is Mauled By A Bear | 02/12/08 | | 0 | 1303 |
| Signs Your Valet Driver Is Really A Car Thief | 02/13/08 | | 0 | 1387 |
| Inappropriate Bumper Stickers | 02/14/08 | | 0 | 1435 |
| Ironic Comments While Making Love To The Bionic Man | 02/15/08 | | 0 | 1295 |
| Top Twenty-One Bedroom Movie Quotes | 02/16/08 | | 0 | 1378 |
| Signs That You’re Phoning In Your Blog | 02/17/08 | | 0 | 1271 |
| Signs That Your Auto Mechanic Is About To Steal Your Car | 02/19/08 | | 0 | 1372 |
| How To Mess With A Visually Impaired Person's Brain | 02/20/08 | | 0 | 1350 |
| Bad Things To Say To Help A Child Sleep | 02/21/08 | | 0 | 1315 |
| Astronaut Come On Lines | 02/22/08 | | 0 | 1446 |
| Comments To Scare Away Other People In The Grocery Line | 02/23/08 | | 0 | 1419 |
| Things I’d Like To Hear In A Presidential Campaign | 02/24/08 | | 0 | 1366 |
| Inappropriate Marriage Proposals | 02/25/08 | | 0 | 1334 |
| A Few Responses To Spam Mail | 02/27/08 | | 0 | 1566 |
| The Top Nine Reasons You Can’t Have A Pony Son | 03/01/08 | | 0 | 1343 |
| The Top Nine Reasons You Can’t Have A Puppy, Son | 03/02/08 | | 0 | 1353 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A High End Clothing Store | 03/03/08 | | 0 | 1345 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A Barnes And Nobles Book Store | 03/04/08 | | 0 | 1398 |
| Nine Things To Say In The Deli To Make The Butcher Blush | 03/05/08 | | 0 | 1427 |
| How To Scare Away Someone Who Offers To Buy You A Drink | 03/06/08 | | 0 | 1423 |
| How To Scare The Crap Out Of Passengers On A Roller Coaster | 03/07/08 | | 0 | 1381 |
| Memo To George Bush | 03/08/08 | | 0 | 1327 |
| Bad Career Choices If You’re Considering A Life In Crime | 03/09/08 | | 0 | 1299 |
| Bad Things To Say In Your Sleep | 03/10/08 | | 0 | 1351 |
| Last Nine Things You Want As Your Epitaph | 03/11/08 | | 0 | 1337 |
| Bad Things To Say While Working The Suicide Hotline | 03/12/08 | | 0 | 1299 |
| Ironic Things To Tell The Exorcist | 03/13/08 | | 0 | 1438 |
| Bad Things To Say During A Menage A Tois | 03/14/08 | | 0 | 1307 |
| Phone Operator Come-On Lines | 03/15/08 | | 0 | 1309 |
| Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Undertaker | 03/16/08 | | 0 | 1329 |
| Mean Things To Say After Implant Surgery | 03/17/08 | | 0 | 1340 |
| What To Call Your Second Choice In Love | 03/18/08 | | 0 | 1349 |
| Signs That Your Lover Is Leaving And She Ain’t Coming Back | 03/19/08 | | 0 | 1381 |
| Mean Things To Say To Someone At The Gym | 03/20/08 | | 0 | 1343 |
| Bad Things To Say To Your Future Father-In-Law | 03/21/08 | | 0 | 1325 |
| Rejected Network TV Shows | 03/22/08 | | 0 | 1283 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Fredricks Of Hollywood | 03/23/08 | | 0 | 1291 |
| Things You Don’t Want To Hear From The Sylvan Learning Center | 03/24/08 | | 0 | 1333 |
| Last Nine Things You Want To Hear From Jenny Craig | 03/25/08 | | 0 | 1328 |
| Bad Pick Up Lines Part Trois | 03/26/08 | | 0 | 1279 |
| Eight Bad Things To Hear In Bankruptcy Court | 03/27/08 | | 0 | 1362 |
| Five Things That You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Exterminator | 03/29/08 | | 0 | 1460 |
| Signs That The Person You’re Trying To Pick Up Isn’t 18 Yet | 03/30/08 | | 0 | 1367 |
| Historical Quotes That Have Been Used During Foreplay | 03/31/08 | | 0 | 1381 |
| Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Urologist | 04/01/08 | | 0 | 1356 |
| How To Be A Comedian | 04/02/08 | | 0 | 1433 |
| How To Scare The Crap Out Of A Hitchhiker | 04/03/08 | | 0 | 1368 |
| Bad Things To Say After A Year Of Marriage | 04/04/08 | | 0 | 1430 |
| What Not To Say When Trying To Act Tough Around A Street Gang | 04/05/08 | | 0 | 1325 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Blockbuster Video | 04/06/08 | | 0 | 1180 |
| Bad Opening Lines At A Singles Mixer | 04/07/08 | | 0 | 1237 |
| What Iron Man’s Girlfriend Might Hear From His Girlfriend After A Bad Night Of Making Love | 04/08/08 | | 0 | 1190 |
| Things You Might Hear On A First Date With House M.D. | 04/09/08 | | 0 | 1333 |
| Bad Categories For Wheel Of Fortune | 04/10/08 | | 0 | 1234 |
| The Rules Of Digg And Stumble On | 04/11/08 | | 0 | 1180 |
| Insulting Names For People Who Haven’t Lost Their Hair | 04/12/08 | | 0 | 1300 |
| Bad Things To Do At A Wedding Reception | 04/13/08 | | 0 | 1224 |
| Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Lover And World Championship Poker Player | 04/15/08 | | 0 | 1430 |
| Nine Things You Don't Want To Hear After Taking The SATs | 04/16/08 | | 0 | 1184 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of The Prom With A Styrofoam Finger | 04/17/08 | | 0 | 1212 |
| Twelve Comments To Make Your Landlord Nervous | 04/21/08 | | 0 | 1235 |
| Bad Opening Lines If You’re Dating A Claustrophobic | 04/23/08 | | 0 | 1187 |
| Ten Bad Things To Say On The Tonight Show | 04/24/08 | | 0 | 1364 |
| Overheard At Starbucks | 04/25/08 | | 0 | 1207 |
| Eight Things To Say To A Telemarketer | 04/26/08 | | 0 | 1133 |
| Eight Ways To Pay For The Rising Price Of Gas | 04/27/08 | | 0 | 1189 |
| Football Innuendos | 04/28/08 | | 0 | 1933 |
| Bad Excuses For Getting Caught In A Love Triangle | 04/29/08 | | 0 | 1284 |
| The Seven Phrases You Can’t Say On MySpace | 04/30/08 | | 0 | 1207 |
| Ways A Scientist Says We’re Through | 05/01/08 | | 0 | 1245 |
| How To Scare Off Your Date While Playing Doctor | 05/02/08 | | 0 | 1216 |
| Phrases Someone Who Is Big On Reusable Energy Sources Uses To Seduce A Girl | 05/03/08 | | 0 | 1305 |
| Things To Say To Get You Out Of The Military | 05/04/08 | | 0 | 1246 |
| How To Act Inappropriately At A Cinco De Mayo Celebration | 05/05/08 | | 0 | 1625 |
| Inappropriate Anniversary Gifts | 05/06/08 | | 0 | 1280 |
| Bad Things To Say When You’re Stopped For Speeding | 05/07/08 | | 0 | 1285 |
| How To Get Arrested At A Convenience Store | 05/08/08 | | 0 | 1215 |
| How To Accept A Package From UPS | 05/09/08 | | 0 | 1197 |
| Sarcastic Blog Testimonials Part 99b | 05/10/08 | | 0 | 1286 |
| Mean Things To Say After Making A Sex Tape | 05/11/08 | | 0 | 1238 |
| Cowboy Comeons | 05/12/08 | | 0 | 1225 |
| Thirteen Reasons Aliens Will Never Land Even If They Know We’re Here | 05/13/08 | | 0 | 1289 |
| Cruel Things To Say To A Person In A Swimsuit | 05/14/08 | | 0 | 2110 |
| Bad Things To Say When Concocting An Alibi | 05/15/08 | | 0 | 1239 |
| Childish Wisdom | 05/16/08 | | 0 | 1245 |
| How To Scare Away A Kid Who Wants To Date Your Daughter | 05/17/08 | | 0 | 1415 |
| How Bobby Fischer Would Say Checkmate In Da Hood | 05/18/08 | | 0 | 1239 |
| Ironic Things To Hear From Your Ambulance Chaser Lawyer | 05/19/08 | | 0 | 1189 |
| Bad Things To Hear At A Parent Teacher Conference | 05/20/08 | | 0 | 1331 |
| Deleted The Sound Of Music Quotes | 05/21/08 | | 0 | 1233 |
| The Last Nine Things You Want To Hear From Your Doctor | 05/22/08 | | 0 | 1217 |
| Rejected Indiana Jones Titles | 05/23/08 | | 0 | 1151 |
| Six Responses To Can I Have Your Number | 05/24/08 | | 0 | 1234 |
| Creative Uses For A Four Wheel Drive Car | 05/25/08 | | 0 | 1086 |
| Bad Things To Say While Purchasing A Chemistry Set | 05/26/08 | | 0 | 1212 |
| What To Say During A Custody Battle | 05/27/08 | | 0 | 1203 |
| Ironic Requests When Facing A Firing Squad | 05/29/08 | | 0 | 1245 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A Used Record Store | 05/30/08 | | 0 | 1118 |
| How To Get Kicked Off Of Top Chef And Hell's Kitchen | 05/31/08 | | 0 | 1184 |
| Bad Things To Hear About Your Bank Account Balance | 06/01/08 | | 0 | 1225 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of The Oprah Book Club | 06/02/08 | | 0 | 1252 |
| Disturbing Things To Say In The Return Line | 06/03/08 | | 0 | 1248 |
| Things You Should Never Say When The Police Ask If You've Been Drinking | 06/04/08 | | 0 | 1299 |
| Have You Ever Wished | 06/05/08 | | 0 | 1155 |
| Seven Signs Your Significant Other Is About To Have A Nervous Breakdown | 06/06/08 | | 0 | 1221 |
| Responses To, Can I Take Your Order Please? | 06/07/08 | | 0 | 1350 |
| 101 Ways To Bring Down The Demand For Oil | 06/08/08 | | 0 | 3748 |
| Bad Things To Say At The Border Crossing | 06/09/08 | | 0 | 1147 |
| How To Get Fired From Your Temp Agency | 06/11/08 | | 0 | 1219 |
| Bipolar Pickup Lines | 06/12/08 | | 0 | 1184 |
| Signs That You Just Moved To A Bad Neighborhood | 06/13/08 | | 0 | 1183 |
| 101 Ways To Drive Less And Bring Down The Price Of Oil | 06/14/08 | | 0 | 1370 |
| Things I Keep In My Medicine Cabinet | 06/15/08 | | 0 | 1231 |
| Ten Things To Demand Your Landlord Put In Your Lease | 06/16/08 | | 0 | 1142 |
| Nine Things To Say During A Presidential Acceptance Speech | 06/17/08 | | 0 | 1272 |
| Five Things To Say To Door To Door Salesman | 06/18/08 | | 0 | 1142 |
| Twelve Things You'll Never Hear From A Girl | 06/20/08 | | 0 | 1188 |
| Nine Things To Say When Asked How You're Going To Pay For The Operation When You Haven't Had Healt | 06/21/08 | | 0 | 1177 |
| Inappropriate Dating Game Questions | 06/22/08 | | 0 | 1213 |
| Lesser Known Star Wars Quotes | 06/24/08 | | 0 | 1332 |
| Eight Bad Things To Say To The Arson Investigator | 06/25/08 | | 0 | 1268 |
| Bad Pickup Lines | 06/26/08 | | 0 | 1172 |
| Bad Pickup Lines Part Deux | 06/27/08 | | 0 | 1110 |
| Five Bad Things To Hear From Your Proctologist | 06/28/08 | | 0 | 1056 |
| Rejected Search Engine Pornography Slogans | 06/29/08 | | 0 | 1032 |
| Nine Things To Put In Your Personal Ad | 06/30/08 | | 0 | 1180 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Starbucks | 07/01/08 | | 0 | 1006 |
| Rejected Saturday Night Live Films | 07/02/08 | | 0 | 1094 |
| Eight Things To Say During A Parent Teacher Conference | 07/03/08 | | 0 | 964 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A Blood Bank | 07/04/08 | | 0 | 1030 |
| Bad Things To Say When Applying For A Job As A Cop | 07/05/08 | | 0 | 1116 |
| Bad Excuses For Not Paying Back The Loan Shark | 07/06/08 | | 0 | 1044 |
| Eight Mean Responses To, "Why Don't You Love Me Anymore?" | 07/07/08 | | 0 | 1068 |
| Work Place Come On Lines | 07/08/08 | | 0 | 1115 |
| Overheard After The Big Flood | 07/09/08 | | 0 | 1105 |
| Nine Mean Things To Say While Making Love | 07/10/08 | | 0 | 1139 |
| Nine Things To Say To A Stranger On A Steam Boat Ride | 07/11/08 | | 0 | 1125 |
| The Worst Three Things To Say To A New Girlfriend | 07/12/08 | | 0 | 1024 |
| Bad Excuses For Not Paying The Bill On A Date | 07/14/08 | | 0 | 1140 |
| Eight Easy Steps To Getting Robbed At An ATM | 07/15/08 | | 0 | 1029 |
| Bad Things To Blame On A Sugar Rush | 07/16/08 | | 0 | 1131 |
| Nine Excuses For Ending A Long Distance Relationship | 07/17/08 | | 0 | 1106 |
| Nine Ways Of Denying It's Your Child | 07/18/08 | | 0 | 1100 |
| How To Scare An NRA Member On The Shooting Range | 07/19/08 | | 0 | 1059 |
| Eight Remarks You Might Hear From Someone Who's Broke | 07/20/08 | | 0 | 1051 |
| Cruel Responses To, "Daddy Can We Go To Disneyland This Year?" | 07/21/08 | | 0 | 1029 |
| Inappropriate Things To Say In The Product Return Line | 07/22/08 | | 0 | 1072 |
| Censored Disney Tales | 07/23/08 | | 0 | 1010 |
| Flower Shop Owner Pick-Up Lines | 07/24/08 | | 0 | 1039 |
| Rude Things To Say When Animals Attack | 07/25/08 | | 0 | 1062 |
| Eight Responses To, "Can I Buy You A Drink?" | 07/26/08 | | 0 | 1050 |
| How To Turn Down Cybersex | 07/27/08 | | 0 | 1041 |
| Bad Excuses For Driving A Stolen Cement Truck Mixer | 07/28/08 | | 0 | 1026 |
| The Last Eleven Things You Want To Hear Your First Day As A Cop | 07/29/08 | | 0 | 1057 |
| Mean Things To Say While IMing During Cyber Sex | 07/30/08 | | 0 | 1053 |
| Nine Things To Say To The Other Patients In The ER | 07/31/08 | | 0 | 1086 |
| Things You Might Hear From The Girl Dating The Mad Scientist | 08/01/08 | | 0 | 1104 |
| Mean Things To Say After Male Enhancement Surgery | 08/02/08 | | 0 | 1199 |
| Eight Things To Do While Waiting In Any Line | 08/03/08 | | 0 | 1286 |
| Inappropriate Uses For Krazy Glue | 08/05/08 | | 0 | 1159 |
| How To Make The Person Next To You Nervous On A Transcontinental Flight | 08/06/08 | | 0 | 1054 |
| Laundry Matt Come On Lines | 08/07/08 | | 0 | 1146 |
| Five Things You’ll Never Hear From Bill Cosby | 08/08/08 | | 0 | 1105 |
| Ten Ironic Choices For A Wheaties Box | 08/09/08 | | 0 | 1120 |
| Bad Excuses For Failure To Yield | 08/10/08 | | 0 | 973 |
| Comments To Break The Ice During A Strip Search | 08/11/08 | | 0 | 1061 |
| Signs The Spirit Haunting Your House Is Secretly Attracted To You | 08/13/08 | | 0 | 1024 |
| Bad Things To Hear From A Navy Seal | 08/14/08 | | 0 | 1020 |
| If There's Nothing To Do In The Pet Store | 08/15/08 | | 0 | 1023 |
| How To Mess With Someone With Short Term Memory Loss | 08/16/08 | | 0 | 1131 |
| Bad Things To Say To The S.W.A.T. Team | 08/17/08 | | 0 | 1082 |
| Bad Things To Say During A Strip Search | 08/18/08 | | 0 | 1155 |
| Seven Responses To, Do You Want To Fight? | 08/20/08 | | 0 | 1127 |
| Things To Say To Your Mailman | 08/21/08 | | 0 | 989 |
| Six Bad Excuses For An Affair | 08/22/08 | | 0 | 883 |
| Eight Things You'll Never Hear In Hollywood | 08/23/08 | | 0 | 891 |
| Screwed Up Parental Sayings | 08/24/08 | | 0 | 1171 |
| Eight Things You Never Hear From Your Psychic | 08/25/08 | | 0 | 959 |
| How To Scare New Members Away From Your Gym | 08/26/08 | | 0 | 939 |
| Creative Answers To, Why Did You Leave Your Last Job? | 08/28/08 | | 0 | 900 |
| Nine Things You Never Want To Hear From The In Laws | 08/29/08 | | 0 | 1131 |
| Things That Would Spice Up The Miss America Contest | 08/30/08 | | 0 | 928 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Hidden Valley Ranch | 08/31/08 | | 0 | 982 |
| Nine Signs That You're Getting Lazy | 09/01/08 | | 0 | 930 |
| Things You Should Never Say In Court | 09/02/08 | | 0 | 969 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of An Antique Shop | 09/03/08 | | 0 | 906 |
| Things You Should Never Put On A Resume | 09/04/08 | | 0 | 914 |
| How To Kill The Mood During Cybersex | 09/05/08 | | 0 | 949 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of Supercuts | 09/06/08 | | 0 | 972 |
| Top Seven Jobs For Kanye West | 09/07/08 | | 0 | 967 |
| What Dick Grayson Said When Batman Asked Him To Become Robin | 09/08/08 | | 0 | 904 |
| Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Stock Broker | 09/09/08 | | 0 | 922 |
| Nine Signs That You're Whipped | 09/10/08 | | 0 | 915 |
| Environmentalists Pickup Lines | 09/11/08 | | 0 | 979 |
| Unexpected Responses To You're Fired | 09/12/08 | | 0 | 966 |
| Nine Signs The Economy Is Entering A Depression | 09/13/08 | | 0 | 901 |
| Things To Say While Holding A Blow Torch | 09/14/08 | | 0 | 962 |
| How George Bush Might Respond To Another Hurricane Related Flood | 09/15/08 | | 0 | 1038 |
| Unusual Class College Combinations | 09/16/08 | | 0 | 918 |
| Ten New Challenges On Project Runway | 09/18/08 | | 0 | 888 |
| Nine Things We'll Learn When We Discover The God Particle | 09/19/08 | | 0 | 933 |
| How To Make A Pass At Someone At KFC | 09/20/08 | | 0 | 954 |
| Nine Ways To Get Kicked Off Old McDonald's Farm | 09/21/08 | | 0 | 988 |
| Nine Bad Excuses For Road Rage | 09/22/08 | | 0 | 908 |
| The Taco Bell Chihuahua's Less Heard Quotes | 09/23/08 | | 0 | 997 |
| Quotes That You May Have Missed During The Exorcist | 09/25/08 | | 0 | 933 |
| Inappropriate Late Night Dedication When Dating A Quadruple Amputee | 09/27/08 | | 0 | 996 |
| Five Ways To Pass Time In A Furniture Store | 09/28/08 | | 0 | 1018 |
| Nine Things To Say When Ordering A Pizza Delivery | 09/29/08 | | 0 | 946 |
| Things To Lie About After Meeting Up Years Later With Someone Who's Hurt You | 09/30/08 | | 0 | 1001 |
| Eight Things To Say After A First Kiss | 10/01/08 | | 0 | 906 |
| This You Don't Want To Hear During An Archery Contest | 10/02/08 | | 0 | 912 |
| Nine Things To Blame A Porn Addiction On | 10/03/08 | | 0 | 948 |
| Last Things You Want To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant | 10/04/08 | | 0 | 969 |
| Sarah Palin To Do List | 10/05/08 | | 0 | 1100 |
| What Superman Said After The Relationship With Lois Lane Got Old | 10/07/08 | | 0 | 1014 |
| Signs The Auto Body Shop Is Ripping You Off | 10/08/08 | | 0 | 1248 |
| Rejected Red Bull Slogans | 10/10/08 | | 0 | 950 |
| Nine Comments You’ll Never Hear From A Meteorologist | 10/11/08 | | 0 | 765 |
| Things Santa Does Between Each Christmas Holiday | 10/12/08 | | 0 | 813 |
| Seven Uncommon Come On Lines | 10/13/08 | | 0 | 860 |
| Children's Books And Sequels | 10/14/08 | | 0 | 807 |
| The Seven Lesser Known Deadly Sins | 10/15/08 | | 0 | 843 |
| Nine Ways To Scare Someone Out Of A Tattoo Parlor | 10/16/08 | | 0 | 829 |
| Eight Comedies Films That Would Be Hysterical With A John Williams Score | 10/17/08 | | 0 | 797 |
| Foolish Comments During An IRS Aduit | 10/18/08 | | 0 | 828 |
| Six Responses To, What Do You Love About Me? | 10/19/08 | | 0 | 889 |
| The Seven Habits Of Highly Ineffective Employees | 10/20/08 | | 0 | 888 |
| Mean Things To Say After The Birth Of A Child | 10/22/08 | | 0 | 844 |
| Eight Reasons To Sign Up For Charter Cable | 10/23/08 | | 0 | 846 |
| Seven Habits Of Highly Ineffective Teens | 10/24/08 | | 0 | 871 |
| How To Scare Away Someone Who Asks To Have Sex | 10/25/08 | | 0 | 871 |
| Nine Original Uses For Guantanamo Bay | 10/26/08 | | 0 | 783 |
| Signs A Girl Is Using You As A Back Up Plan For A Bad Relationship | 10/27/08 | | 0 | 792 |
| Nine Things To Say Around The Campfire | 10/28/08 | | 0 | 864 |
| Nine Signs Your Lover Is A Cheap Date | 10/29/08 | | 0 | 1009 |
| Things That Albert Einstein Said When Making Love | 10/30/08 | | 0 | 815 |
| What To Do At McDonalds, Just To Be Rude | 10/31/08 | | 0 | 826 |
| Eight Ways To Pass The Time After Someone Steals Your Identity | 11/01/08 | | 0 | 870 |
| Signs You're About To Get A Pay Cut | 11/03/08 | | 0 | 755 |
| Nine Mean Things To Say After A First Kiss | 11/04/08 | | 0 | 703 |
| Quotes To Screw With A Hooker's Mind Before Paying For The Sex | 11/05/08 | | 0 | 763 |
| Nine Signs That You Have A Small Penis | 11/06/08 | | 0 | 813 |
| Eight Mean Things To Say To A Friend After A Flash Flood | 11/07/08 | | 0 | 829 |
| Nine Signs You're Addicted To Blog Talk Radio | 11/08/08 | | 0 | 780 |
| Nine Ways To Get Kicked Off A Tour Bus | 11/09/08 | | 0 | 772 |
| Seven Sarcastic Responses To Can I Get Your Number? | 11/10/08 | | 0 | 809 |
| Nine Things Responses To Guess My IQ | 11/12/08 | | 0 | 835 |
| Things To Say In Starbucks | 11/13/08 | | 0 | 802 |
| Eight Things James Bond Says After A Kill | 11/14/08 | | 0 | 847 |
| Eight Things To Say After Your First Time | 11/16/08 | | 0 | 732 |
| Four Other Things The Feds Should Bail Out | 11/17/08 | | 0 | 778 |
| Nine Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Train Conductor | 11/18/08 | | 0 | 749 |
| Fox News Slogans | 11/19/08 | | 0 | 793 |
| How To Get Kicked Off A Movie Set As An Extra | 11/20/08 | | 0 | 780 |
| Nine Ways To Mess Up Your Family Photos | 11/21/08 | | 0 | 755 |
| Eight Things To Say To Security After A Roller Coaster Ride | 11/22/08 | | 0 | 733 |
| Nine Things To Do At A College Football Game | 11/23/08 | | 0 | 766 |
| Inappropriate Comments On A Plane | 11/24/08 | | 0 | 811 |
| Eight Things To Do After A Strenuous Work Out At The Gym | 11/26/08 | | 0 | 764 |
| Insincere Comments At A Relationship’s End | 11/27/08 | | 0 | 775 |
| Eight Signs You're A Procrastinator | 11/28/08 | | 0 | 751 |
| Signs Your Auto Mechanic Is Scamming You | 11/29/08 | | 0 | 743 |
| Creative Uses For Thanksgiving Leftovers | 11/30/08 | | 0 | 763 |
| The Last Things You Want To Hear After Your Annual Check Up | 12/01/08 | | 0 | 751 |
| Nine Bad Ways To Respond To Someone Who May Be Interested In You | 12/02/08 | | 0 | 797 |
| Inappropriate Things To Do At A Karaoke Bar | 12/03/08 | | 0 | 842 |
| How To Aggravate Conservative Talk Shows | 12/04/08 | | 0 | 833 |
| What Celebrities Hear Behind The Scenes | 12/05/08 | | 0 | 852 |
| Things You'll Never Hear During A Parapsychology Experiment | 12/07/08 | | 0 | 767 |
| How To Get Kicked Out Of A Chat Room | 12/08/08 | | 0 | 881 |
| Parent Sayings And What They Mean | 12/09/08 | | 0 | 702 |
| Nine Signs You're Addicted To Blog Talk Radio | 12/10/08 | | 0 | 727 |
| Honest Comments And Quotes | 12/12/08 | | 0 | 766 |
| Eight Questions To Ask At A Job Fair | 12/13/08 | | 0 | 824 |
| Nine Signs That Your Doctor Is Recommending Unnecessary Surgery To Jack Up The Bill | 12/14/08 | | 0 | 731 |
| Nine Things To Do At A Classical Music Concert | 12/15/08 | | 0 | 743 |
| Rejected NRA Slogans | 12/17/08 | | 0 | 701 |
| Six Things To Say In After A Traffic Accident | 12/18/08 | | 0 | 657 |
| Nine Deleted Lines From Planet Of The Apes | 01/02/09 | | 0 | 850 |
| Cruel Ways Answers To, "Can I Have Your Number?" | 01/04/09 | | 0 | 841 |
| Things I Like To Do When I See A Happy Couple | 01/06/09 | | 0 | 717 |
| Customized Writer Rejection Letters | 02/28/09 | | 0 | 633 |
| Nine Things I Want To Say When The Boss Says Hello | 03/12/09 | | 0 | 720 |
| Frankenstein Monster Come on Lines | 03/13/09 | | 0 | 708 |
| Things To Say To The Person Next To You On A Plane | 03/15/09 | | 0 | 695 |
| Things AIG Executives Can Do With Their Bonuses | 03/17/09 | | 0 | 709 |
| Things You Do Not Want To Hear From Your Stunt Double | 03/18/09 | | 0 | 678 |
| Signs That You Have An Unstable Internet Romance | 03/19/09 | | 0 | 812 |
| Bad Things To Hear While On A Scuba Diving Cruise | 03/20/09 | | 0 | 648 |
| Signs Your Barber Should Not Hold A Pair Of Scissors | 03/22/09 | | 0 | 616 |
| Rude Things To Say About A Man With Dental Problems | 03/23/09 | | 0 | 682 |
| Famous Last Responses To, So Ya Wanna Fight | 03/24/09 | | 0 | 625 |
| Bad Signs After A Face Lift | 03/25/09 | | 0 | 601 |
| Rejected Nike Slogans | 03/26/09 | | 0 | 673 |
| Mini Mouse Quotes During Sex | 03/29/09 | | 0 | 775 |
| Bad Comments During An Adoption Interview | 03/30/09 | | 0 | 600 |
| Nine Fair Excuses For Avoiding Filing Taxes Late | 03/31/09 | | 0 | 569 |
| Bad Excuses For Calling 911 | 04/01/09 | | 0 | 633 |
| Things You Don\'t Want To Hear While Skiing | 04/02/09 | | 0 | 575 |
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Eight Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Archery Range - It's like Robin Hood suffered a seizure.
- Setting fire to the tip because you keep missing the target is ingenious yet still wrong.
- That's not a bull's eye; that's a cat's eye; and by the way, you just ruined a game of tic-tac-toe.
- His butt's 75 percent Arrowhead Water now.
- I warned you not to steal that from the ancient Indian burial ground.
- Maybe I wasn't aiming for the apple, fool.
- I avoided the spike strips and a helicopter just for you to do this to my car?
- That's one way to give the competition the shaft.
- That game of fetch turned ugly really fast.
So tell me again, how did you get arrested in your anger management class? 
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