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How To Scare An NRA Member On The Shooting Range Recreate the Mythbuster episode where they make a cannon out of a tree. When asked why you're doing it reply, There's a three day waiting period for hand guns....

Nine Ways Of Denying It's Your Child My sperm is slow; and that child is smart. You do the math, because obviously I can't Yes it has my green eyes. But you do realize without the contacts, they would be blue?...

Nine Excuses For Ending A Long Distance Relationship Your making me relive a bad experience at correspondence school. I think pen pals with benefits is a better way to go. With the current price of gas,...

Bad Things To Blame On A Sugar Rush The first half of 2008. The Las Vegas wedding. The Los Angeles divorce. The bun in the oven. The face on the milk carton. Paying rent wi...

Eight Easy Steps To Getting Robbed At An ATM Use the drive-tru to create a car jacking/ wallet stealing package deal. Only go at night after the security guard says screw the loyal customers, minimum wage isn't w...

Bad Excuses For Not Paying The Bill On A Date You're acting like you've never washed dishes to pay a tab. They say money is the root of all evil. And there's no statistical link between women and a love of bad bo...

Mean Things To Say About Someone's Baby Pictures This is why Bill Cosby stopped endorsing Kodak. An image that would give John Carpenter ideas. If a picture's worth a thousand words, most of the ones I ...