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1. It's like Robin Hood suffered a seizure.
2. Setting fire to the tip because you keep missing the target is ingenious yet still wrong.
3. That's not a bull's eye; that's a cat's eye; and by the way, you just ruined a game of tic-tac-toe.
4. His butt's 75 percent Arrowhead Water now.
5. I warned you not to steal that from the ancient Indian burial ground.
6. Maybe I wasn't aiming for the apple, fool.
7. I avoided the spike strips and a helicopter just for you to do this to my car?
8. That's one way to give the competition the shaft.
9. That game of fetch turned ugly really fast.

Posted July 25, 2010 by Shayne Michael under Sports

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