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Things You Should Never Say On A Written Psychological Exam
  1. A picture's worth a thousand words. Whenever I look at one the majority of those words say, "Shit happens in color."
  2. This ink blot looks like my mother and I was a test tube baby.
  3. My life goal is to find out whether Tide or Cheer is better at getting blood out of a bow tie.
  4. I really don't see why it's wrong to attack the royal guard with a bean bag chair.
  5. Ethics is a crutch for those of us who can't afford good lawyers.
  6. So I was selling tickets for an ultimate fight between my superiority and my inferiority complex on Pay per View.
  7. Turns out Victoria's Secret was that she got a restraining order against me last week.
  8. Is it odd to ask the pianist to play, "There coming to take me away," at your wedding?
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. That's why I stopped doing my husband last week.


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