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1. A picture's worth a thousand words. Whenever I look at one the majority of those words say, "Shit happens in color."
2. This ink blot looks like my mother and I was a test tube baby.
3. My life goal is to find out whether Tide or Cheer is better at getting blood out of a bow tie.
4. I really don't see why it's wrong to attack the royal guard with a bean bag chair.
5. Ethics is a crutch for those of us who can't afford good lawyers.
6. So I was selling tickets for an ultimate fight between my superiority and my inferiority complex on Pay per View.
7. Turns out Victoria's Secret was that she got a restraining order against me last week.
8. Is it odd to ask the pianist to play, "There coming to take me away," at your wedding?
   

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