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Nine Ways Of Denying It's Your Child
- My sperm is slow; and that child is smart. You do the math, because obviously I can’t
- Yes it has my green eyes. But you do realize without the contacts, they would be blue?
- Which reminds me, are you seeing our optometrist on the side again?
- I said I wanted a puppy. I can’t be held responsible if you’re unwilling to listen to details.
- I know that you’re fucking the estate of Winston Churchill, bitch!
- Obviously when I said, “Come to my crib,” you took me way to literally.
- If I knew playing doctor would have involved an obstetrician, I’d have said no.
- When I said I was okay with a little baby fat, this isn’t what I meant.
You can’t ask the family doctor to prescribe morphine because you think your wife is a pain in the ass.
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By Scott Alexander
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2, 2004 |
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© 2005, 06, 07 by Shayne Michael AKA the Quiet Comic
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